Saw this on Penny's blog...loved it...and since I'm *so green* I just had to recycle it...
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad –I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you’re scared — we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick –Stay away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall — I’ll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath…I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask — because you are my FRIEND!
Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad –I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you’re scared — we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick –Stay away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall — I’ll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath…I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask — because you are my FRIEND!
4 comments:
#6 and #7 are my favorites...funny :)
#1 or jacked up on A & Cherry Coke
#2 you would tell Brad to do that
#3 Yes true
#4 or you will tell me to come over or send Brad--then laugh at me for being chicken cause I heard something run up the stairs
#5 yes true
#6 Applies more to me :) or I will restate it 3 times till you really hear me
#7 Very Ture
#8 Or laugh --like when I was getting out of the car to get the take-one sign
#9 and what a good friend you are!!
:)
#1- I thought you'd like the Mt.Dew since you are so into it these days. No?
#2- I would rather dislodge it than be in the realm of possibility that it will hit me when it is dislodged- YUCK!
#4- No, we high tailed it...remember Tremont Music Hall??? We all hightailed it out of there...except Cosgrove. ;) She just wanted to be helpful to the police though. Sweet girl.
#6- I hear you. I'm just not really listening.
#8- OK, so maybe I'd laugh WHILE I was dusting you off.
#9- Good? What happened to golden??
#9 okay you are right-- Golden :)
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