Disclaimer: This may be one of those "you had to be there" stories...but I was there and I'm telling you it was funny!
Background info- Andy believes anyone with a beard and mustache is "shifty." He pronounces it as "sifty" and although I don't know where he came up with this, he is quite adament about it.
Setting: In the car on the way home
Aaron: Hey look. There is an old man on a ripstick! He has a beard and mustache even.
Brad: Andy, what does that mean if he has a beard and mustache?
Andy: Ohhh that means he is "sifty." He probably stole it.
Maci: (in her "I am a tween, I know all" voice) Andy! You can't steal a mustache.
All of us: The ripstick Maci! Not the mustache!!!
Bless her heart. :)